Lets exchange Jokes
I will start by few you all post few others to tickel our funny bones
There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer.
Suddenly the car just stops by the side of the road, and the three engineers look at each other wondering
what could be wrong. The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electronics of the car and
trying to trace where a fault might have occurred.
The chemical engineer, not knowing much about cars,
suggests that maybe the fuel is becoming emulsified and getting blocked somewhere.
Then, the Microsoft engineer, not knowing much about
anything, comes up with a suggestion, “Why don’t we close all the windows,
get out, get back in, open the windows again, and maybe it’ll work !?”
A Great Writer -
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
When asked to define great, he said, “I want to write stuff that the whole world will read,
stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level,
stuff that will make them scream, cry, be terrified, and howl in pain and anger!”
He now works for Microsoft writing error messages.
Three Microsoft engineers and three Apple employees are traveling by train to a computer conference.
At the station, the three Microsoft engineers each buy tickets and watch
as the three Apple employees buy only a single ticket.
“How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?” asks a Microsoft engineer.
“Watch and you’ll see,” answers the Apple employee.
They all board the train. The Microsoft engineers take their respective seats,
but all three Apple employees cram into a restroom and close the door behind them.
Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets.
He knocks on the restroom door and says, “Ticket, please.”
The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand.
The conductor takes the ticket and moves on.
The Microsoft engineers saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea.
So after the conference, the Microsoft engineers decide to do the same on the return trip
and save some money.
When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip.
To their astonishment, the Apple employees don’t buy any ticket, at all.
“How are you going to travel without a ticket?” asks one perplexed Microsoft engineer.
“Watch and you’ll see,” answers an Apple employee.
When they board the train the three Microsoft engineers cram into a restroom
and the three Apple employees cram into another one nearby. The train departs.
Shortly afterward, one of the Apple employees leaves his restroom and walks over to the restroom
where the Microsoft engineers are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, “Ticket, please…”Like GoldAge on Facebook & win daily cash! IT'S HERE.
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Manisha 4aug@ya
HI THERE! The jokes were tastefully humorous (smitle). Thanks!
