kid´s jokes

**pilot_007** · 01-04-2007 10:51 AM

This is a translation from Finnish so I hope to make it understandable:
The teacher asked during a Bible lesson: Who pulled down the walls of Jericho?
Charlie looked scared and screamed: It wasn´t me!
The teacher thought that this was really amusing so when she met Charlie´s parents, she told them what she had asked and what Charlie had answered.
The parents answered: Well if Charlie says he hasn´t done it, it must be true. He is a good boy and always tells the truth.
The teacher thought that this was even more amusing so next time she was on a meeting with the local government, she told them the story about little Charlie.
There was a short silence and then the local government boss stood up and said: Well, if we cannot find the person who is guilty of this demolition, I cannot seen any other option than that the bill must be sent to the local government office.

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**francizzcha** · 04-24-2009 02:50 AM

Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE? "

Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."

Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.
Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"

Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."

**Raez** · 03-21-2010 11:09 PM

HI THERE! I liked the second joke it referred to the power that the child had in his hand and the first joke referred to the missing power of the studen't analytical process.

Raez

**sridhar143** · 04-04-2010 08:55 AM

Q

hy do you go to bed?
A: Because the bed wont come to you...

**Mr.Aqib** · 04-16-2010 02:30 PM

Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ?
Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !
Who invented fractions ?
Henry the 1/8 !
What does "Minimum" mean ?
A very small mother !
What does "Maximum" mean ?
A very big mother !
What's the difference between an American student and an English student ?
About 3000 miles !
What sleeps at the bottom of the sea ?
A kipper !
What's the nearest thing to silver ?
The Lone Ranger's bottom !
Why did Robin Hood only steal from the rich ?
Because the poor have nothing worth taking !
What kind of biscuit would you find at the south pole ?
A penguin !
What is a skeleton ?
Bones, with the person off !